Too Dry Dock

Mr Gordon Black was not the sort of man to suffer fools, especially from the lower classes, and doubly so from servants.

So when the boy returned without the ice bucket he was ordered to get, he gave the boy a piece of his mind.

Everyone within four decks could hear him berate the boy, and then after a short pause, everyone within five decks could hear him tell the boy that he didn’t care that they were still docked, this was the Titanic, they must have ice on board!

Gordon ignored the odd sensation saying that phrase gave him.