Wednesday, 26 February 2020

Eternal Reward

After a long life spent serving the Lord and spreading the Good Word to those who had not heard it, he passed away, tragically, to a crude axe to the skull.

He had expected light, love, and his eternal reward. Instead, he found himself in a grey nothingness, with a figure standing before him, similar to the woman who had recently swung an axe at him as he informed her of her sin.

"This can't be... Hell, surely! I did so much."

"No, this is your brain shutting down, idiot."

He would have felt disappointment, but he was quickly gone.

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