Manflu

The phone rang off twice before I finally answered it.

"What?"

"Hey dude, just checking-"

"I'm sick. Go away."

"Huh? Oh, what-"

"Manflu."

There was a long pause, long enough I was about to hang up when he spoke again.

"So you know you're overreacting?"

"No, I know exactly how sick I am and am reacting accordingly."

"But Manflu is a term predicated on overreacting to otherwise not serious illness."

"No it's not!"

"Yes it is!"

There was another pause, then we both searched online. The fact he found a definition supporting him first just proved how sick I was.