Wednesday, 12 February 2020

The Stenographer Too

Prosecution: Your witness.

Defense: Thank you.

Can you please repeat your name and occupation, for the record?

Witness: Sure, ok. My name is and I'm a janitor at the building.

Defense: Hmm. Interesting. At no point there did you say that you were a doctor, of any sort. Are you a doctor, perchance?

Witness: Uh, no. I'm a janitor.

Defense: Ah, as you said. Tell me then, what on earth makes you qualified to comment on the mental wellbeing of my client?

Witness: Him trying to shoot me. That's not sane.

Defense: Why?

Witness: Because I'm a robot?

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