My name is Jane Doe, at least as far as you need to know. I specialise in the location and retrieval of misplaced objects.
No, I don't need a reason why something is misplaced where it is, as long as you're paying, I can locate and retrieve it.
No, I don't divulge my techniques. You shouldn't know how I retrieve items. Easier for everyone, lets you speak with conviction to your innocence later.
No, I don't offer discounts for any sob stories.
Yes, I take credit cards.
I located and retrieved a lost girl for a banker once.
Well, 'lost'.
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