Survey

"Do you have time for a short survey? Please click 'Yes' or 'No'!"

*clicks no*

"Why don't you have time? Please select from 'Late For Work', 'Sleep Cycle Issue', or 'Other'!"

*clicks other*

"Please specify this 'Other'!"

*types in that I can't be bothered*

"And you think this is a valid reason for not taking part in a small survey? Please click 'Yes' or 'No'!"

*clicks yes*

"We disagree, but we thank you for your taking part in this survey. Please specify on a score of 1 to 10 how happy you are that you're a failure!"

*logs off computer*