Early Morning Questions

When I woke up, she was lying on my chest, staring at my face with an odd look on her face. After I glanced at the clock, I stared at her.

"You're lucky I'm a deep sleeper, else I might have crushed you."

"What do you think about traditions?"

"That it's too early to be asking me deep questions about society?"

"No, I'm serious. Traditions, what do you think about them, yay or nay?"

"Well it depends on the tradition!"

"Gender roles."

"Definitely too early.

But I'm not one to support those, as a rule."

"Good."

She produced a ring.