I dropped in on him, 24 hours after she dumped him.
"So, how are you going, how's thing's, all that?"
He smiled.
"Oh, well I've got so much more free time now, plus I'm going to save so much money not having to pay for dates and stuff. And, and, I can watch porn again!"
I waited for a moment.
"But?"
He looked at me with a tilted head.
"But what?"
I looked back at him level-headedly.
"Oh, sorry, I assumed that a 'but' was coming there, sorry. If you're happy, that's good!"
"Oh yeah, I'm totally cool!" he lied.
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