Friday, 2 July 2021

Docked Stars

I had my head down in my work when she came into my office, a voice speaking from her mobile phone.


"What is this?"


She asked this and held the phone out to me, and I listened, sort of, as I continued to type.


"Simple enough out of the office voicemail message. Bit long, but clear spoken and honest. 2 and a half stars."


"This is your voicemail!"


"I know that. Gave myself half a star for it."


"Why is your phone going straight to voicemail?"


"Because I wanted to be left alone, the failure of which lost 3 stars."

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