Sliced

He was the last guy in the sharehouse I needed to give me his pizza order. I stuck my head into his room, where he was playing a game on his console.

"I need your pizza order dude, what... Ain't that 'Fantasy Questline Online 4'?"

"Yep."

"I thought you told me it sucks?"

"I did, it does."

"So why are you playing it?"

"You see how my character attacks, just spinning his sword in a circle?"

"Yeah?"

"Look at his name."

"Which... 'Cuisinart'? You're playing for the PUN?"

"It's so good though!"

"Bad game playing worthy?"

"Yes!

Oh, and pepperoni."