I woke up with an alien probe up my ass, and two little grey men staring out a window. I could understand them, somehow, maybe the probe, I dunno.
"I say we just jettison it."
"Oh come on Blorgnac, if this gets investigated, they'll find it floating out here and start asking questions!"
"So we go closer and do it."
"And leave our warp field signature near the wreckage! Come on! We could just eat it."
"I'm on an unintelligent only diet."
I sat up, to see Earth destroyed.
Suddenly getting probed wasn't the worst fucking I'd had that day.
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