"Dude, imagine if we could double jump in real life!"
"How?"
"Like they do in platformers, you know, jump and then jump again?"
"I understand the concept, I'm just trying to work out how you're imagining this is occurring."
"Why does it matter?"
"Look, if air has weight and stiffness like that, we can't breathe it. If humans have fans or something in their bodies, we're radically altered. If it's magic, then we have fucking magic. None of them are positives."
"What's wrong with Magic?"
"Every negative aspect, plus reality being broken, that's a terrible outcome."
"Stop jumping to conclusions."
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