Monday, 4 October 2021

Tenth Street

Due to an election promise running into a funding shortage, there were one hundred streetlights along the road, which covered maybe a tenth of its length.


Due to a need for an afternoon nap running into a hard deadline the following morning, the SUV was travelling at 110 miles per hour, which was a tenth over the limit.


Due to a tire running into an upturned nail, there was a small sedan mostly off the road, maybe a tenth over the line.


Due to the SUV running into the driver of the sedan, they lost a tenth of their body.

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