Misnamed

"Symon Smyth, Ys instead of Is."

I'm sure that of you counted every sentence I ever said, that would be the one I said the most across my life.

"Yes, that's me, but it's misspelled here, twice."

99 times out of 100, it would be wrongly spelt, forms, cards, everything.

"My name is wrong here, I... Yes I'll hold."

I'll admit that I always feared I'd end up buried under a tombstone that had my name wrong. I made sure to triple check it. And the tombstone I was buried under was spelt perfectly.

Just a shame it wasn't mine.