Tuesday 31 May 2022

Making A Killing

The ghost appeared and tried to scare me with a loud screech, with lots of teeth and such.


I sighed and shook my head.


"New here?"


The ghost looked confused.


"Look, I get it, you died, that sucks, I get it, and you have the compulsion to try and kill someone else, that's to restore the balance of life and death, just so you know. But the scary faces and such, they only work in specfic circumstances.


So look, just work with me here, I have bookings for assassinations, just go where I tell you, and we both win, cool?"

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