I was put into contact with them via one of my more unsavoury associates, the phone ringing at midnight.
"Hello."
"Hello, they call me The Unprofessional."
I paused.
"Is that because you're so good you end Professionals?"
They laughed.
"Clever, but no. I cause a lot of collateral damage, I'm very messy, and people know it is me."
I paused once again.
"Why should I use you then?"
"Well, I'm also Unprofessional because I'm cheaper than the others, plus I've never been caught."
"That's quite Professional..."
"Because I kill every cop who investigates me."
"Fair enough, you're hired."
"Fuck you."
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