Friday, 5 August 2022

No Bond

"How many relationships you think you got left in you?"


I stared at my room mate over my coffee.


"It's too early for this shit."


"No, I'm serious. How many more times do you think you can do a relationship?"


I blew on my coffee.


"I presume you're referring solely to romantic, life partner ones, because if you mean any and all relationships, then I cannot answer you.


But romantic relationships? None."


He looked confused.


"You can't be serious!"


"You asked, I answered. Why?"


"Because my sister needs a rebound-"


"Then I'm definitely not available. I can't afford to move."

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