Tuesday 23 August 2022

Somewhat Disheartening

I had ducked out into the alleyway for a quick smoke, when suddenly a portal of blue energy formed, and a figure in metallic clothing jumped through before it vanished.


The figure stood up and looked at me. It spoke in a couple of languages I didn't recognise, then finally spoke English.


"You understand this?"


"Yeah?"


"Right, good. Who won the Battle of Toronto, the Communist Federation or The Confederacy?"


"Uh, what? Neither of those exist."


He looked stunned.


"You mean, I've finally found a universe without racism and inequality?"


I laughed, but turns out we're actually the best going. 

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