I raised my glass and waited for the room to quiet down. When it was down to one obnoxious idiot laughing in the back, and he didn't stop after a few seconds, I powered on.
"Gentlemen and ladies! I am pleased to report another stellar year in our quest to ensure those who would have us descend to the madness of socialism and for god's sake would whoever that is shut up?"
The crowd turned to find a servant, laughing, as he fiddled with his trolley.
"I thought you were all just rich, not cartoonishly evil!"
He detonated the device.
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