I was trying to calculate which soap was cheapest given each one seemed to be a different size when my calculator app was replaced with an incoming call from my girlfriend. I accidentally pressed decline (it was right where the equal sign was) but I called her right back. She answered rather slowly.
"Hey-"
"YOU CHEATING BASTARD!
I just went by your house and saw a woman enter in a maid's outfit, so, what, you expect me to think she's just cleaning?"
"I don't have a maid!"
She didn't believe me until I filed a police report about the burglary.
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