Saturday 11 April 2015

Mary Magdalene



To her credit, the nervous look was replaced with a sultry smile when I began filming.

“Hello! Who are you and what brings you here today?” I asked from behind the camera.

“My name is Mary Magdalene, and I’m here to become a porn star!”

She seemed confused when I turned the camera off.

“You sure about that name?”

“What, a memorable thematically appropriate name that has significance to a major religion that is thus sure to cause controversy and get me loads of free publicity? What’s wrong with that?”

“The fact there’s like three girls with that name already…”

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