Friday 25 September 2015

Dodo 2.0



Back on Earth in the pre-ancient days, there was this bird called the Dodo, that died out because it didn’t understand the concept of humans being predators. So they’d come over to a human, all curious, then get killed and eaten right quick.

I guess these yellow bird things are related, given how easy it is to hunt them. Just put down some leaves under the ship, then tractor them up when they come to eat. I have a whole storeroom of brand new exotic creatures that are so stupid they-

Just cut the power.

And are now holding weapons.

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