Sunday, 6 September 2015

Umeko’s Party Trick



It was Umeko’s party trick since she was a teenager. She was barely over five foot, maybe a hundred pounds soaking wet with bricks in her handbag, and yet, upon request, she could ask anyone to stand a few feet away from her, and then with a sudden leap, she’d go from vertical to horizontal and (almost) always knock you down hard.

She’d learned it as a kid from her father, and like most good party tricks it was impressive, but useless.

Right up until the time she noticed this allergic idiot about to bite down on a prawn ball.

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