Blankie

Oh, the world’s still here. Good.

Let’s see if everything still works.

Main arm…

Other arm…

And lower arms….

Good, good. Now to check I can still summon Milkthing.

Calling Milkthing…

No, not you NonMilkthing! Milkthing!

Wait, what are you…

You can’t take my shield! I need that!

NO!

GIVE ME BACK MY SHIELD!

GIVE IT BACK RIGHT NOW NONMILKTHING OR I WILL END YOU!!!

MILKTHING! MAKE NONMILKTHING GIVE BACK MY SHIELD! I WANT IT!

No, not milk… Oh… Fine…

I sighed as I tossed the blanket into the wash. Who knew a baby could scream that loud over nothing?