Wednesday, 13 July 2016

The Scrooge Special



He appeared in a puff of red smoke, hanging in the air, his limbs all mangled and disgusting looking. It took me a minute to recognize him.

“Hugh?”

“Hello Edwin, I have returned from the pits of hell to deliver a message!”

I sighed.

“You’re here to tell me to straighten up or else I’ll end up like you, right? Scrooge Special?”

He shook his head (the sound of broken bones twisting filling the room).

“No man, just keep on doing what you’re doing!”

He vanished as quickly as he arrived, leaving me very confused.

But that’s Religion 101, right?

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