I’ll try to be brief, of course, Sir.
I’m speaking with you on behalf of the Global Safety Alliance, have you heard of us before today, Sir?
Oh, that’s a shame. Well, we’re a non-profit organisation that is dedicated to promoting safety and security around the globe, Sir.
Well we do fundraising, awareness campaigns, as well as working with communities to ensure their safety via identification and if possible removal of threats, Sir.
For example, did you know your next door neighbour is an Extra-terrestrial, Sir?
You don’t see the threat… Good day, Sir.
No, you’re not a woman, Sir.