I thought he was all thumbs at first. Every time I saw him, he was dropping something, or tripping over his own feet, or simply tripping over his tongue.
You'd think he would get fired, but my assistant manager swore he was a hard worker and that he wasn't like that when I wasn't around. I recommended he be assigned a course on respecting authority.
Then at the office holiday party, he got drunk and admitted he had a major crush on me.
So naturally I fired him, since that was far too unprofessional and besides, I wasn't going anywhere.
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