Dealing

The cop slammed a hand on the shoulder of the suspect.

"You're under arrest!"

"What? For what?"

"Drug dealing. You were doing it just now, I heard you!"

"I don't know what you're talking about."

"You just offered that woman heroin!"

The suspect laughed.

"You find this amusing?"

"Oh, no, I wasn't offering her heroin! No no, I was offering her a heroine, with an E. See, I have some heroines here!"

The suspect reached into his pocket and pulled out a tiny person, who then shot up and punched the police officer.

The suspect was arrested for false advertising.