I made my weekly trip to the Wizard's Tower to get his new useless inventions.
He proudly placed the glass bottle on the table.
"It produces a never ending supply of liquorice jamdrops."
I poured one out and tried it.
"This is... actually useful, in a way. Better than the Shield of Glasses Repair or the Stick of East North East."
He beamed. "It's the last one she'll need!"
This was new, and I pressed him on it.
"Oh, didn't I tell you? A hero will need all these to save the world in a week."
"Jamdrops?"
"She'll be hungry!"
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