"Hey baby, you looking for a good time?"
The man in the car looked around, nervously.
"Um, well, maybe, but I've got, like, an odd request."
The working girl chuckled.
"Hey, I'm cool with lots of stuff, for a price, baby. What are you after, femdom, voyeurism, feet, edging?"
His blank stare, coupled with his clothing and car, made her rethink what he was asking for.
"You want just a warm hug, a few kind words, the human connection?"
"Um... I was hoping you'd put your mouth on my, uh..."
She blankly stared.
"Oh, you sweet innocent-"
"Eyeball."
"... Never mind."
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