Catfish

I've had plenty of offers to sell my secret recipe for my fried catfish. And I've refused every one of them.

It's not that I've not needed the money, there's been plenty of times when I really needed the cash.

It's not that I've had some sort of moral issue with selling the recipe, I'm all for people selling their intellectual property.

It's not that I've not had offers, every week it seems, I've got another offer to sell the secret, to big chains and small recipe blogs.

But the problem is that I can't sell "use my old oil".