Monday 20 September 2021

Donut, Sword, Hat

There's a joke, or a humorous observation at least, that every culture on Earth has a dumpling, a donut, a sword, and stupid hats. That humans always fry dough, they make a murder stick, and they put on ostentatious headware.


And it's true, but there was always the question, is it only humans, or do all creatures in the universe do the same?


And eventually, when the saucer landed, we got our answer, as the alien came out wearing a huge cylinder on its head, munching on what looked like fried dough, and holding a laser sword.


Which killed everyone.

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