Wednesday 22 September 2021

Line

"And you ain't gonna tell me what to do!"


"Cut!


Suzie, please deliver the line as written."


The actress grunted with annoyance.


"But she wouldn't say it like that!"


The director grunted with annoyance.


"Why, because that's not in your vision of the character?"


"No, because she's meant to be from the south, and you can't have her lose her accent for no reason!"


"Ok, ok, fine, look, I think we can work out a way forward."


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The reviewer grunted as they typed their review.


"And Karen Twain's accent seems to come and go randomly throughout the movie without reason."

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