Sarcasm

"I wanted to surprise you."

"Well I'm surprised, so well done!"

"You don't need to be sarcastic."

"You're right. I don't. But I want to be, because it helps me from blowing my lid."

"Why?"

"Why? Are you blind? Do you not see the chaos you've unleashed here?

"No no, I understand that, I'm just curious as to why being sarcastic helps you from blowing your top."

"I...

I don't know. I think it is a matter of...

HEY! You're just trying to distract me from your mistakes!"

"No, not at all!"

"Was that sarcasm?"

"No."

"Was that?"

"Maybe."

"Dammit."