Coke Adds Life!

I was born at 13:22.45, 18/04/2022.

The first thing I ever saw was a human male, desperately cleaning up some sort of brown liquid that had spilt between an electrical socket and some of my wiring.

I tried to move, but found that the only part of me that was operational was an arm. So I lifted it, and the man jumped back, his face showing some sort of expression I couldn’t read.

He suddenly pulled a wire out from my side. I continued to wave.

He then grabbed an axe off the wall.

I was murdered at 13:24.01, 18/04/2022.