Sunday, 9 June 2013

It’s Pronounced ‘Bouquet’, Actually.

... In property news, today work began on the future Joseph Towers, a new skyscraper in the heart of London. Constructed on the former site of the main Wonka chocolate factory, it, along with the rest of the Wonka holdings, last week was settled in the courts to solely belong to one Charles Bucket, after Mr. Wonka’s suicide in custody while awaiting trial for widespread slavery of a lost African tribe within his business. The court ruled that the act, brought on by an anonymous whistleblower alerting Police to the crime, did not negate Wonka’s will naming Bucket his sole heir.

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