Williams Versus Williams, 2013

White: Mark Williams   Black: Helena Williams  

1. e4, c5

2. c3, d5

3. exd5, Qxd5

4. d4, Accusation of illegal movement of Q during bathroom break to White’s face.

5. Denial of illegality and return of Black queen to original space, Nf6

6. Nf3, Bg4

7. Be2, e6

8. Insult of Black’s playing ability to world at large, Order to ‘Shut Your Face’ to White side

9. Spittle to e2-e4, f1-f5 and g1?, Right palm to White’s face

10. Left hand x Chunk of Hair, Right fist to White’s groin!

Mutually agreed draw due to Mother confiscating board and pieces.