Friday, 20 February 2015

What To Read Out At My Funeral



Hello to all of you from beyond the grave. Or at least from the point before said grave.

Obviously this being my funeral and all, most of the words spoken will be kind or at least veiled in an air of generous courtesy.

And that’s fine and all, but my last wish, the one thing I’m asking of you now?

Remember how I pissed you off.

Because the last thing I want is to be remembered as just my nice points, I don’t want to be shrouded in nostalgia.

Remember all of me, for better and worse, please.

Thank you.

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