Sunday, 22 February 2015

With Good Reason



I always knew the government was hiding shit from us. I wasn’t like everyone else, I knew that shit was going down.

So I spent most of my life digging around the deepest, darkest corners of the internet, and finally I found a page dedicated to exposing the truth. And while I already knew about the moon landing and the lizardman conspiracy, the schematics for a time machine? That I just had to build.

And I did. And I set it for just a few seconds for the test.

Turns out the Earth moves really far in a few seconds…

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