The plane had just taken off when the guy behind me began to talk with, or more accurately at, the lady next to him about a bunch of ‘government cover-ups’.
After a half hour, I turned around.
“Hey buddy, you know how I know all that junk about the US Government hiding stuff is BS? The arguably sneakiest, slimiest, most despicable President in US history could not keep a single damn break in quiet, and lost everything over it. If he couldn’t keep that a secret, I doubt anyone can hide aliens.”
He seemed convinced. My superiors will be pleased.