Tuesday, 23 February 2016

Watergate Under The Bridge

The plane had just taken off when the guy behind me began to talk with, or more accurately at, the lady next to him about a bunch of ‘government cover-ups’.

After a half hour, I turned around.

“Hey buddy, you know how I know all that junk about the US Government hiding stuff is BS? The arguably sneakiest, slimiest, most despicable President in US history could not keep a single damn break in quiet, and lost everything over it. If he couldn’t keep that a secret, I doubt anyone can hide aliens.”

He seemed convinced. My superiors will be pleased.

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