Is it really so much to ask to find a girl just like me?
I just want someone who has the same sense of humor, who laughs just as hard at 60’s British TV wordplay as I do.
I just want someone who supports the Leggers, who is willing to go to every home game, rain, hail or shine.
I just want someone who shares my outlook on life, my basic political alignment, someone who loves sci-fi anime, someone just like me. Is that really so hard?
Oh, wait. I’m selfish, lazy, and a total asshole at times.