Look, I’ll level with you. I’m just… Tired.
Tired of having to come up with excuses for why I have to send you back down. I’m not supposed to let anyone in.
I know, all the various texts say that if you lead a good life and believe in whatever, you’ll get in. But that’s just marketing.
Do you have any idea how much energy it took to make the universe? It took The Almighty almost all of its energy. And thus behind these gates is just The Almighty. Weak, and vulnerable, recharging for eons.
So here’s this flaming sword…