When the backup Oxy-Gen unit failed, I upgraded my status
from ‘Concerned’ to ‘Alarmed’. The Helm Officer grunted when I stated this.
“What the hell do you care, Robot?”
“Lieutenant! That is out of line, you-“
“Oh come on, Captain, all due respect, but we’re about to
die and you’re pulling me up on not treating the machine like a real
crewmember?”
I imagined removing the Lieutenant’s head, and I got an
idea.
“I’ll show you how much I care!”
After I stated this, I got up, and removed my head and connected
it to the Oxy-Gen, bringing it online.
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