The City Guard burst down my door just after night fell.
"Can I help you?"
"Quiet!"
I stayed seated while the guards ransacked my home.
"What are you looking for exactly?"
The captain turned to face me, sword drawn.
"We're going to find the altar you've got hidden in here!"
"Altar?"
"You're a worshipper of the Lighteater!"
"I am? I must have missed that town crier."
There were a few more of my belongings that were destroyed before they left empty handed, obviously. I mean, what sort of simple minded idiot needs an altar to worship at?
Hail the Lighteater.
I like it. I like it a lot.
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