Saturday, 4 November 2017

How To Conquer The Universe In Just 4 Easy Steps!



Step 1: Find a star you don’t mind losing. Make sure to clear its surroundings of debris, energy sources, and beings. Be thorough and ruthless.

Step 2: Create a quantum singularity within the star. If you lack the ability to do so, consider lowering your expectations.

Step 3: Implode the star along an alpha-omega axis of 75.FY12, with a wavelength between 11 and 15.7 max atomic lengths. Exactness counts here.

Step 4: Sit back and relax with the beverage/food/entertainment/being of your choice as my robothralls spill out and devour all your enemies.

Step 5: We leave when done. Honest. Totally.

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