There once was a man from out west,
Who was sure that his home was the best.
No matter where he would go,
He'd talk about his home so.
But then one day, he ran into trouble,
A big biker man with too much stubble.
This guy did come from the east,
Although 'guy'... he was more like a beast.
They traded loud but friendly barbs,
Over an otherwise average hand of cards.
The two soon got to fighting,
Punching and kicking and biting.
Such a waste, as they both died.
And yet everyone knows the best is north side.
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