Thursday 18 November 2021

Blown Line

I walked into the line reading to see the most beautiful woman I'd ever seen, ready to read against me.


I glanced at the lines and then began to read with her.


"So you're the next contender?"


"What, you got a problem with a woman fighting?"


"When she's as beautiful as you, yes, yes I do."


"I, what? You... You think I'm beautiful?"


"Yes, I do."


Beat, beat, beat... I guess it was over.


"You want to get a coffee?"


"Ew, no!"


"Oh, ok, fine."


She looked confused, as i realised that was her line.


I'd still blown it though.

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