I stopped by his stump, after he mentioned he had a new idea about how to lure humans further into the woods.
When I got there, he seemed extremely pleased with himself.
"I've got it! This will improve our ability to lure humans!"
I sighed.
"Look, every time you've tried to improve beyond food and water, it's gone badly!"
"Hey, now, I maintain that the caches of those magazines with naked human women were good for luring young human males!"
"So what is it now?"
"This is mobile phone service that isn't enough to use but enough to tease usage."
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