Full Of It

The ship's hull was old and rusted, and broke apart as we crossed the international date line.

Stu and I were the only two who got out in time, and we were stuck holding onto benches.

As we were stuck there, dolphins came swimming up. Stu was so happy, although I tried to warn him that dolphins were the fratboys of the sea, getting high on pufferfish and the like, but he swore that they were there to help.

And that was the last time I saw him, your honor.

Oh, a rack of beef floated by, I ate that.