I was onto my third page of human skin, and he was still going.
"-and I want to be able to have any woman fall in love with me on command, and I want to be immortal, and-"
"Whoa whoa whoa. Ignoring just how big this bill is already, you want immortality? You do realise that you have to die so I get your soul, that's the entire point of this transaction. Yours, and a billion others at this point."
"I live forever, I desecrate the planet once everyone else dies, you get everyone."
"Sorry, that role is taken already."
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